April 2010
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dfbiz:
“…our attention span has been shortened to 3:25min rock songs and 140 characters and patience no longer has a place in our ever changing society.”
You’d be cool Amy, if you weren’t so weird.
– Chappo
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Me: Just had a mental picture of how to remove leeches... is it supposed to be fire or petrol?
Bay: Whoa there, lady of the land. Whoa.
If you seeking to remove my fangs, it's flowers you'll need.
Or scented candles.
Dripped onto my eyelids at a distance of 3.8 centimeters.
Or dropped, if they're flowers.
the petals need to have the mark of the beast on them
and you need to chant "I LIEK CHOCLAT I LIEK CHOCLAT" whilst doing so.
Then, and only then..will you remove my fangs enough to allow for freedom.
I suppose it’s about my turn for some text. Do you want to hear what I’m sayin’? Do ya? doya?
Standing in the kitchen last week I was kindly asked, “What kind of dancing do you do?”. When I replied with jazz ballet and hip-hop, this answer didn’t satisfy. “I can see you doing jazz ballet- but hip-hop? You’re too nice for that.” As much as I...
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You need not leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. You need...
– Franz Kafka
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